Lyrics
If your goat has been kidnapped,
Or your flamingo's in a flap,
When your panda's in a trap,
Damn it must be crunch time!

When your Wombat's in a spot,
Or your lemur has been shot,
Snake has an evil plot.
My God its crunch time!

He's the cop with lots of bite,
I'll keep weirdos safe at night,
His theme song is bloody... great.
Oh boy it must be crunch time.
Damn my tiny reptillian arms!